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is he, you know... *does internationally recognised sign for someone who shits in the woods*, a bear?

when i go back to the kasia planet im gonna tell them everyone on earth is gay

constant fibre crossfit for the asshole only, doctors hate her

screaming "overwatch this!" with tears in my eyes, im about to shit and this bus station isn't ready

dna test came back, im 100% reptilian and from the planet Zarkson-Quertoon-8 where my grandma was the queen ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿ˜

is he, you know... *does internationally recognised sign for someone who shits in the woods*, a bear?

getting dumped by my minecraft cat for not, you know, *does international sign for 'producing enough wheat'*

and jesus said verily unto them, "i say verily unto thee love thy neighbour as if he were yourself" but to this they said "why is he talking like that that's really weird monkaS*"

*that'll make sense later, in like, a lot of years

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unfollowing god cos there's this bit in the bible that goes "monkaS (that'll make sense later)" and i had no idea

is this what it's like to not constantly feel like shit ha ha nice

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today for like the first time i can remember, i asked someone to clarify a reaction they were having to something they were doing. i was confused by something, and they clarified and it made everything so much easier for me.

i cried big time because im allowing myself to stim whenever i need which is great, but also asking people to clarify and/or help me understand if i need it, and it's SO much better than just masking and guessing or whatever

being very open online about my autism rules actually

when i go back to the kasia planet with all the other kasias, im gonna have some real nice things to say about dogs

mh, autism - - - 

i just kinda dont wanna be this way lads

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