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Mike Desjardins 🌹 @mdesjardins@mastodon.social

Lab says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Heavy Tarts. It's made from coffee and vape juice.

Hi Mastodon. It’s me again. Here to shout hello into the aether.

Just made a vegan mushroom based gravy to bring to my parents’ Thanksgiving tomorrow and the little bit I tasted was pretty damned good if I do say so myself.

I only barely speak French. I’m more proficient in Spanish tbqh.

Taking Québec French language practice exams because why not (fantasizing about moving to Montréal).

Wifey has been up since 4:45am and is cleaning the house like a mad woman and I just got up and can barely keep my eyes open long enough to drink my coffee halp.

There are two really worrying trends right now in regards to internet accessibility. Web page bloat and the sneaking acceptability of horrible ISP practices with mobile providers. They both stem from the assumption that everyone has access to some form of broadband internet at home. The reality is that for a huge portion the world, the only portal they have to this space is a cheap smartphone. They are not really luxuries but the most economic form of internet access available.

Wider screens make programmers complain about the number of lines in a subroutine instead of the number of characters in a line.

If you're united states of american you should call your representatives about net neutrality which is once again at risk battleforthenet.com/

Need to turn off notifications from birdsite app. Got sucked back in over there and felt miserable for hours later.

I thought this TV commercial for 401ks was going to be a Cialis ad.

First thanksgiving as a vegetarian. 😕

If computers are so good why haven’t we invented one that kicks you off it if you’re not enjoying yourself

Lazy Saturday afternoon. Feeling guilty about being lazy when there’s stuff I should be/could be doing. Always so tired. Never sure if it’s depression or just that I’m lazy af.

Good morning Mastodon! Today greeted me with needing to get a stool sample from my dog to test him for giardia. How’s YOUR day going? 🙄

Y'ALL EVER THINK ABOUT "ANIMAL" FROM MUPPETS

WHY IS IT JUST A SCARIER VERSION OF ELMO

AN ELMO THAT GOT WILD AND DANGEROUS

A POWER ELMO

Old acquaintance is in town tonight. Wants to meet up with me and a bunch of other friends for a drink. I should go but I’m really not feeling it. Went out one night this week already and I’m supposed to be an old family man now. The couch and my TV and my family and my dog are so tempting.

🌼 tiny bpd reminder:

sometimes you feel things that don't make sense.

you know what also doesn't make sense? like, significant speculations in most scientific fields.

no judgment from that weird black hole over there.

in france they don't say "i love you", they say "je t'aime", which translates to "i love you", and i think that's how language works