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i got DEPRESSION and my dick STUPID LITTLE

If your dad sucks: i will kick his head clean off, i will beat the brakes off your dad, i will teach him the meaning of respect

If your dad is good: can he be my dad come on dude you have so much dad just give me some please

Can someone that knows astrology tell me when im going to die

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HELLO?????????? HELLO??????????????? WHAT??????????????????????????

"are you trans"

Im wearing doc martens, cuff my jeans, and am not on speaking terms with my dad. You tell me, buddy.

Now normal people would go "no, that sounds terrible" or maybe "museum" but she was cute and i was ready to die in an abandoned warehouse if that's what it meant.

Anyway, if we ever cross paths, please take me exploring abandoned locations on a date. Thanks.

The part i miss most of Pennsylvania was the lesbian who gave me the options of "philly museum" or "follow me into the forest alone and also i have a gun" for our first date.

There is one reason and one reason only i did not go on this date and it's because i moved.

Thinking about the time I proposed at a Waffle House. That's where I'm at in my life.

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JUST SAW A MAN RIDING TWO ELECTRIC SCOOTERS AT THE SAME TIME. ONE FOOT ON EACH. ENOUGH ENERGY TO KILL GOD

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Introducing COUNTRY LIVIN', a video showcasing life in the South, featuring Ocean dancing and me almost dying twice.
youtu.be/rElCRmwPbqE

I could make this an album cover if it wasnt a piece of a video of me falling out of a moving vehicle.

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β€œA man or woman, married or unmarried, who is guilty of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than three years or in jail for not more than two years or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars.”

"Massachusetts Senate Passes Bill to Add Third Gender Option to State IDs"

ENBIES CAN DO INFINITE CRIME!

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