I'm gonna post. Im gonna do it. Everybody shut the fuck up.

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You, cis, dumbass: did you get "the surgery"

Me, genius, nodding confidently and taking off my pants to reveal two dicks:

@melt one of the more powerful posts i've read today

@melt for my surgery i'd like a hand down there that can only do this: 👌

@Tom i want a little man that screams when i take him out

@melt when will you do your lore accurate sharkperson cosplay?

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