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femmes scare me, dude. how the fuck do you contour. how do you walk in those. why is your purse so heavy. are you like fucking rock lee with that shit? are you going to one day switch into sneakers and a t shirt and fucking punch clean through my chest? can you do that already? jesus christ can i have your number

@melt me @ my girlfriend except the opposite. instead of “how do you carry so much” it’s “how on earth do you live without carrying your entire life everywhere like your butch gf. What do you mean you ONLY brought your phone. Where is your UMBRELLA. Your EXTRA WARM LAYER. Your SIX ESSENTIAL WRITING IMPLEMENTS.”

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