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I love to dunk on white people as much as the next guy. But Im, on political principle, outright opposed to yuck other people’s yum. Y’all go suck up whatever trash food you want and be proud of it. God knows I am.

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I on the other hand, gladly accept my fate and surrender to the ray of bimbofication.

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I can't believe there are some antifa wako perverts out there that don't respect our boys in blue.

Yes I will eat a fried egg at the middle of the day. FUCK YOU!

My dad staring at his phone all day only shouting some dumb ass headline or unimportant factoid every once in a while.c

good times

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thanksgiving dinner? no thanks, i already fucked the turkey btw

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@vantablack I get it, missionary is racist, but what about doggy-style? πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

En espaΓ±ol: Cagar, Callar y Odiar. Sounds better IMHO

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Eat, Pray, Love 2: Shit, Shut up and Hate

Feel like shit, I just want him back 😞😞😞😞

Β‘Hasta la victoria siempre!

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