I've been good this year, Santa.. please stick some kush in my stocking

Don't forget. Nintendo titles are for lgbt+ people only. Straights Do Not Interact.

this was fun last time i did it so.
retoot and ill reply with a popn music sprite you remind me of

I want to move to berries but I'm about to go out of town w no Internet so.... it'll be my new years resolution for when I get back

Kanye West he likes
Big fingers in his booty
Oh shit a haiku

But I did end up walking around Walmart high at 2 am with my friend as we struggled to find chicken nuggets for 20 minutes

Last night at 2 am, I learned my local McDonald's isn't 24/7

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to mastodon , and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bongwater. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

tops? bottoms? vers? none of those things matter. the only thing that matters is collecting pokemon

If u say anything mean to any pokemon I hate you

mia khalifa mia khalifa hit or miss i guess she's mia khalifa khalifa mia khalifa huh? skrrt then hit the mia khalifa

i know they did surgery on a grape.. has anyone checked on the grapes recovery though?

hit or miss i guess they never piss huh, i eat ass just like a pizza

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