Asshole at Law @messymaelstrom@mastodon.social

why am I on the floor

wine time or as I like to call it everything is hilarious and I can't rucking type time

OH MY GOD I HOPE THIS ISLAND HAS THERAPISTS

I should get online and shitpost but I'm feeling down all the sudden

second plot twist: simon gets therapy and learns to control his damn temper

@messymaelstrom idfk I still hope for like 90% civil

maybe Rosa & Simon will end up being like, sort of friends who are okay to have in the same room together... until one of them says the slightest thing wrong and it ALWAYS escalates into something ridiculous

the tricky part ofc is getting Simon on a boat with Rosa. he knows it wont end well

@Sylthfarn HEY

I have one citta regret: the gays did not kiss

join me for shitposts and wine tomorrow at ~8pm mst

I gotta make a playlist to stream, but I bet most of it will be tf2

well in good news... slinky is getting ready to shed

o|-<

in this house we slam dunk Simon Blackquill into the fucking GARBAGE WHERE HE BELONGS

I might finally give in and make a twitter

I'm not gonna let this change anything tho, this group has been SO good for my overall well being these past two months so I'm absolutely going migrate with everyone else.

I might take this time to focus on off-screen character development plans, but I will be around for general nonsense, as always.

I enjoy all the threads I have, so I have no problem continuing them both now and in the new group

this was not at all what I was expecting during my middle of the night random wake up

oh.

got DAMN I am tired

Edna: your hair looks good like that
Simon, in shock: did you... just compliment me?
Edna: no I said you sUCK

I've got a great, stupid idea for a dash topic