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Maybe we just put solar panels on roombas and set them free?

@mhoye

If they're all like my roomba every single one will be stuck under the edge of a couch somewhere within ten minutes.

@mhoye
Don't release a species into an environment were they have no natural predators.

@Zuph @mhoye I think that's incorrect. Nature *loves* a vacuum so much it rushes in to hug it tight.

@mhoye that's like teaching strandbeests how to turn a corner or Daleks how to climb stairs

@mhoye was looking into roomba-hacking, but there seemed to be issues with data leaking

@mhoye don't forget to activate the "malevolent sentience" switch!

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