Failed to fix a tap, but have fixed the fridge door, possibly the guttering, and the towel holder.

Behold my excellent packing, hence all glass appears to have made it. Also, behold the ultimate stress of moving. Sorry.

PSA: After three years of trying, and one aborted attempt, I can now announce that I have made my move, and am now a resident of
I am suitably frazzled after the effort, and now need a lie down.

@Tattooed_mummy You'd start suggesting rogue solutions to the world's problems, and then make a bid for birdsite 😏

More knackered than a knackered thing.
One. More. Day.

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Would you be interested in an instance focusing on pets, plants and recipes?
It would of course be a very accepting instance 😍😊💐 with no mean people allowed.

Please boost 🤗

Again, for those at the back ... if I can just get through this week...

getfedihired; please boost 

I'm hoping someone can help me find a position for my friend Sam. He's doing temp work rn and needs a job soon.

- He's A+ certified
- He has 8 years of advanced tech support experience, mostly internally for corporations
- He's received 42 consecutive months of perfect feedback ratings

He's located in Oklahoma City but willing to relocate. He's open to most work so please dm me if you know of any opportunities.

#getfedihired

Eurovision 

I'm taking this as a sign of the forthcoming apocalypse.

Eurovision 

Excluding UK and UKR, I'd suggest:
- NOR
- ESP
- MDA
with a sneaking

Eurovision 

So weird to hear finally putting a decent entry in for Go on lad.

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