michel v @michelv@mastodon.social

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Gamers vote with their wallets

and they have voted that everything will be delivered in loot crates.

All packages are opaque. You now have a chance to have green flame fuschia-colored underwear when you buy an underwear crate from Target.

Un truc que j'apprécie avec mes collègues informaticiens "mûrs" c'est qu'on est tellement radical sur l'absence de mise en prod le vendredi qu'on commence à plus mettre en prod le jeudi midi. Ca glisse tout doucement, bientôt on mettra plus rien en prod à partir de lundi, on boira du thé et on sera heureux.

Ah… Venise. https://mastodon.social/media/x-gvPRYkRujZdwq9mZo https://mastodon.social/media/GXzZqBs434SPkB6LmTc https://mastodon.social/media/8BcuBd11QcXIRPjHTKk

Apparently because its Easter weekend its totally okay for churches to ring their loud ass bells like crazy at almost 11PM.

Like, we get it, you like Jesus.

If you or your hosting provider are subpoenaed for any reason (which, if you are a public instance, could happen at ANY TIME) and they find such imagery, you are opening yourself to prison time.

18 U.S.C. § 2252 provides for harsh penalties for dissemination of child pornography: 15 to 30 years and an unlimited fine. State laws usually mandate anyone convicted be registered as a sex offender.

This is no joke. People have gone to jail for this for less.

its not surprising that video games are comforting given they feature the semiotics of a World with the semantics of a Toy

MATRIX (2017): Set in a world like ours, one where everyone has seen THE MATRIX (1999), except that afterwards everyone became viscerally aware that film was true—all of humanity is living in a simulation.

More a documentary than an action movie, MATRIX captures the effect of this revelation on society. There are three kinds of people: those who didn't care; those who wanted to escape to reality; and those who fell into catatonia.

Spoons are an object of ridicule and dissent. They are banned.

Point RER : trajet tout à fait banal, aucune apparition d'extraterrestres déclarant : "Nous venons en amis, pour manger la moitié de l'humanité et rendre immortelle l'autre, faite une liste"

Quand on demande d'expliquer mon travail sur un truc qui j'ai mis 5mn a faire avant la réunion, je commence toujours par une phrase du genre : "Cette démarche vu sous un angle résolument prospectif et graphique ... blablabla".

Ce qui veut pas dire grand chose, mais ça fait illusion.

Et je repense à mes 4 années d'étude CAP/BacPro communication graphique ou on me tanné pour ne pas faire des truc jolie pour être jolie.

UNE BELLE REVANCHE SUR LA VIE !

scientists spent 2 years training this bird to play saxophone. and all it does now is play its normal bird song, except on saxophone

On arrive à ce moment rigolo où il faut que je relance par téléphone le maire d'une commune où il n'y a pas de réseau pour un sujet sur les petites communes où il n'y a pas de réseau.

AHAHAHAHHA I'm wearing my boots with pentagrams on them today and in the coffee shop behind me in line were two catholic priests who seemed very unnerved.