"That how sieges work, Phil." Oh man, this is a bit *too* timely
I think this is my best toot ever. How am I going to top it?
But I've gotta harvest my turnips
To be fair, turnips *are* really delicious. ;)
@amylsacks they are, aren't they? worth dying for?
I'd die for a turnip before anything from Arby's, that's for sure.
@amylsacks Arby's...we have THE TURNIPS
And honestly if we had a catapult and a stash of Carls, Jr. we could rout the Mongols in about half an hour.
@amylsacks dang, will have to try that next time if I'm not dead
@amylsacks I confess I went to Arby's a couple weeks ago for a shake
That's OK. I still have an unholy love for the Jack In The Box breakfast biscuit. Don't mind me.
@micrackbiron That’s a turnip for the books…
@m0n5t3r I know, it's obviously not serious
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pryariwiac, pur six treet away
Did previous civilizations deal with
whiners like this?
"Man, we've gotta open the gates."
"We've been through this, Phil. The
Mongols are still outside."
"But I've gotta harvest my turnips"
"Ugh. But we've been in here or WEEKS."
"That's how sieges work, Phil.”
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& Bryan Mac, but six feet away @Bry_Mac - 5h
Replying to @Bry_Mac
"But the Mongols have barely killed anyone in days.
"That's because of the walls, Phil."
"Are you sure? Maybe the Mongols aren't that
"I'm just saying, how bad could it be. They can't kill
ALL of us"
"That is literally the thing they do."
“But my turnips..."
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