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you all MUST follow me . please i need the serotonin and clout

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what's this about a popular list, i thought was all agreed to be idiot losers here

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It's a TV series which is very dear to my heart, for sure. I would even go so far as to say that it's my favourite. I think it's the best in the world. There are so many things that I love about it.

The cinematography, the performances, the acting. But most of all: the writing. And the brilliance of the craft and artistry behind this once-in-a-lifetime series is never better exemplified than in that unforgettable moment, when the main character looks straight at the camera and says: "Bazinga."

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(gives princess ariel little mermaid a kiss on the cheek): you are a lesbian

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if she's your girl then why did she spam shift at me in minecraft

hee hee .. ahuuhuhooh ... lesbians be loving

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all you fools using mastodon at school. i dropped out so i can be on mastodon full time to get that mastodon clout

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every time todd howard likes my toots i get really happy then i remember that it isnt the real todd howard, but then i remember that whoever it is is still a cool fella and i get happy again

all my mutuals have two options:
- crack my head open like a lemon
- buy me bambi on the ps2

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ive interacted w people more in two days on mastodon than in like 5 months on tumblr askdsdhf

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please promo me while i sleep!!!
Follow me I swear I'm dying soon anyways

my killer: (stabs me so hard it exposes my bones)
me: whoa this is just like that time in undertale when--

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i feel like my posts on this site are the equivalent of an old man yelling and babbling about some bullshit from his porch rocking chair

if you have this content you MUST show me it . please . please . i beg

content where rouxls acts like a pseudo parent to lancer is digital heroin

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