For how often they warned us against believing everything we read on the internet, and people sure do believe everything they read on the internet

Boomers: DONT USE WIKIPEDIA, ANYONE COULD EDIT IT, DONT TALK TO THAT PERSON, THEY MIGHT BE A SERIAL KILLER, THE INTERNET IS A DEVIL'S REALM OF LIES AND TRICKERY, TRUST NOTHING

Also Boomers: this Facebook ad from patriottruthliberty728477892 says that the a-rabs want to make our children homosexual and force everyone to speak immigranteese, sounds right to me

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It really is stupendous how boomers have absolutely zero survival skills when it comes to online. Just absolute babes in the woods. It's like watching someone get hit by a car because they don't know what a car is and therefore don't know that they should get out of the way.

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Anyway, i think online does give you brain worms, but only if you're fucking stupid enough to roll around in the worst parts of it. It's like sticking your hand directly into a cow turd. Why would you do it. I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you not to do it.

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Online is like 16th century europe when there was just piss and shit everywhere and everyone was just like "this is fine" and Mastodon is like the first time someone thought to build a fucking sewer

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