Hey, you all:

I'm moving accounts to @millenomi.

I'm not going to be moving after this one, but this account will go silent shortly. Follow me there?

You know natural languages are a lot like programming languages, you can talking about syntax, design principles, existing codebases all you want but in the end language popularity is mostly determined by library availability.

*slaps roof of a russian nesting doll*
this bad boy can fit so many
*sʟᴀᴘs ʀᴏᴏғ ᴏғ ᴀ ʀᴜssɪᴀɴ ɴᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴅᴏʟʟ*
ᴛʜɪs ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪᴛ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ
*ˢˡᵃᵖˢ ʳᵒᵒᶠ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʳᵘˢˢᶦᵃⁿ ⁿᵉˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒˡˡ*
ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵇᵒʸ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ

Hey, you all:

I'm moving accounts to @millenomi.

I'm not going to be moving after this one, but this account will go silent shortly. Follow me there?

my legs with short shorts and tights 

work 

"mastodon was down"

nah y'all, mastodon.social was down! other mastodon instances were fine!

consider getting accounts on smaller instances and so we can have a network of nice little communities. mastodon works best when moderation is distributed among many instances!

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banned. banned. banned. none of you are free from sin.

Because it apparently needs to be repeated: DO NOT harass people you don't like. Not even if you think they deserve it. Not even if for some reason you think they're not really people because they're famous.

If someone's breaking the rules, report them and your admins will handle it.

If they're not, leave them alone.

Either way, DON'T HARASS THEM.

A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO COMPUTER SECURITY

1. If at all possible, do not use the computer

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