existentialgrocerystore @misskinish@mastodon.social

Heya, this is a re-introduction since my last one was like a year and a half ago. I’m an autistic queer genderfluid person and this is my main account. I like all things technology, especially cybersecurity; chickens, because I own some; video games, like Spelunky 2, Minecraft, and Fable; D&D (I love #theadventurezone); dumb posts, and more. Feel free to DM and interact, unless you’re a TERF, SWERF, nazi, or anything along those lines. #introduction

Preferred weapon??

Unfortunately I have relapsed back into my skyrim addiction of 8+ years. bye

Oh yeah I’m one with everything. Take your mom, for example,

I cant stay silent anymore. I like little caesars and pizza hut pizza. I know they taste like cardboard but I love it I thrive on it

Me: I just feel like there is not enough werewolf media, especially video games that allow you to transform into one and eat people.

My therapist: I don’t see what this has to do with your father.

*youtuber video opening voice* hey there friends and foes,

steal

how to save insane amounts of money!!!! a thread <3

And then they squish it and laugh because it’s a lil silicone dick. Effervescent

Why is no one talking about the intimacy of a partner taking off your packer along with your underwear during sexy time

The year is 2023. I am in court and being tried for questionable viewpoints because we are in a fascist regime. The judge reads out one of my deleted instagram comments, “this pussy open 24/7 like seven-eleven... no reservations on this” I hold back the rising desire to laugh my lungs out in court as the jury sweats profusely and judges me guilty of treason

I haven’t lost electricity from the winter storms because my hamster runs super fast and generates all of my energy for my house

When you put a playlist on shuffle and think of the next song you want to come on and then it does. pure will power pulsing in my veins