RT @MythicalRedFox@twitter.com

"Look at me, I'm a human! I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores!"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MythicalRedFox/sta

If you're looking to, for example, take someone camping, but maybe you don't want everyone to know all about your trip: keep it offline!

Also, don't bring your phone camping--if it's necessary for emergencies, maybe pick up a cheap one, just in case you accidentally lose it! 🙂

RT @SamaanAshrawi@twitter.com

My Grandpa Dave told me he was sure he was gay when he was moving into his dorm room freshman year of college and there was a boy “with the prettiest eyes;” after Grandpa passed, I learned from my mother who that boy was.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SamaanAshrawi/stat

RT @FredFromHon@twitter.com

You know Gervais, Chappelle, Mulaney, and all the other needle dicks at Netflix probably breathed a sigh of relief hearing that a bunch of Mexican kids got gunned down to keep the heat off them. Fuck that I got the capacity and the memory and the will.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/FredFromHon/status

Nothing like having your therapist ask "What sorts of things fuel and drive you?", and having that question trigger a full-on existential crisis...

I got a new tattoo and I'm so excited about it and I wrote a little bit about why on Instagram because I'm so excited about it!

RT @nameshiv@twitter.com

Ok, since Google has done a doodle for his birthday today and some ppl are wondering who he is, gather around children, it is storytime. A story that starts with a secret. Superheroes do exist in real life. Well one did.

Meet Ghulam Mohammad Baksh Butt AKA The Great Gama.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nameshiv/status/15

RT @happy2bmad@twitter.com

I call on the headmasters of Boston Latin School, superintendent @BCassellius@twitter.com , and Mayor of Boston @MayorWu@twitter.com , to apologize to this student poet.
I call on my friends in the poetry community to rally around this student poet and share their words.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/happy2bmad/status/

RT @rmmckenny@twitter.com

8yo: I have some advice.
Me: oh yeah?
8: Don’t waste your diamonds on a hoe.
Me: what do you mean?
8: well you can’t even attack with them and they can only be used to garden and reach blocks. Get a sword instead.
Me: Is this a Minecraft thing?
8: What else would it be?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/rmmckenny/status/1

RT @danozzi@twitter.com

sincerely, ZERO tolerance for anyone who has made transphobia part of their personality. it’s killing people.

fuck bill maher.

fuck ch-ppelle.

fuck the harry potter moron.

transphobes fuck off.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/danozzi/status/152

(I'm honestly not sure how he'd feel about the comparison, but the first album it made me think of was No Code, even though it sounds nothing like Pearl Jam)

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The new @steadycraig@twitter.com record is tremendous, but the thing that's really getting me is the sequencing. Every song stands on its own, but they flow into each other in a way that feels so much bigger than a collection of songs.

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