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Davember @moderncanine@mastodon.social

my phone is dead and my cheap $5 charger from a gas station doesn't work anymore. Swell.

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Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃 ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims🎩 and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that DICK😩🍆 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 bitch😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 bitch😂👅💘‼️ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ DICK for DICKember⛄️❄️ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦

I'll be sure to mostly post music stuff on here tho! and my drawings! aaaaa

I guess I'll leave this account floating around for now, don't know what to do with it being so used to twitter

goddamn I could just basically take any username I wanted huh? I could have been the 0PN of Mastadon