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Jim Stormdancer @mogwai_poet

She's been lying like this for ten minutes.

I believe experts call that position "I'm inside a torpedo tube, waiting to be launched"


1: pet soft fluffy tum. Pros: ✨💖✨💖✨💖✨ Cons: possibility that claws will happen D:
2: do not pet tum. Pros: no risk of claws in hands, may increase cats trust of you? (???) Cons: no petting of soft tum ;o;

@mogwai_poet I see this and I can't help but think "It's a trap!"

Cat: "Pet my fluffy, soft belly. Nothing bad will happen."