I had some turkey bacon this morning and I was trying to enter "turkey bacon" into my diet tracker app and my phone autocorrected it to "toilet bacon." That comes later, phone.

Then I was trying to tell April this story and I started by saying "I was trying to put bacon in my phone" and she gave me a really weird look.

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