I admire the chutzpah of naming your video game "Deathloop" as if you invented the idea of dying and trying again

Available for patrons, #100: Cold Brew Ham, ft. Jenni and Chris. We discuss Lord Chumley, edgelord teens, Lordosis behavior, Lordi - The Riff, Lord Dunsany the metalhead rewilding his estate, and Time Lords.

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Topic Lords #99: I Want You To Never Show Me This, ft. Mitch and Xander. We discuss what does and doesn't qualify as a Mario game, spectrum of porcupine tunings by eigenmonzos, the Letter C, the bizarre CD-ROM game Monty Python made in the 90s, &c.

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I loved this joke this morning but I don't get it any more. Has anyone done one of those tests that produce a radar chart depicting what kind of sense of humor you have? Because now I want to graph mine from day to day and watch for changes, like in Prey.

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The old movie connoisseurs who want to see only the best examples of terrible stilted 1940s acting. (Ep.40)

Lots and lots of games are that inventive on, for example, a $20,000 budget. What if Microsoft dropped $20 million on those developers? Well, they'd fall on their fucking face because they have no experience running a AAA studio. You know what I mean though.

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The audacity and creativity on the screen in Psychonauts 2 is truly astonishing. A marvel, a joy, a triumph.

It's weird to praise a game for having a lot of interesting art in it because being full of expensive art is just what AAA games *do*. It's well-made, it's inventive, but what makes it unique and audacious is just that multiple publishers spent $X0 million making it happen. Like it's Microsoft that deserves the adulation, not Double Fine.

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Topic Lords #98: That's Content, Baby! ft. Hallie and Christine. We discuss where you lost your glasses, nighttime as the time of abstract possibility and imagination, this huge tub of homemade toum, Turn Down For What, &c.

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The ones who walk away from Nomekop. (Ep.56)

@max Hah, I've had moments that *felt* pretty meat-circus -- the casino boss was pretty aggravating even with invincibility on. But you're right, when I really reflect on the lived experience of the meat circus, it just doesn't measure up.

"In general, 51 percent of people say they like candy corn. But among those who think the convenience of home automation outweighs any privacy or security concerns, 71 percent like candy corn."

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@max Yes I'm very grateful for the accessibility options

I've been very impressed with the variety of things Psychonauts 2 shows you and asks you to do, and with the variety of *kinds* of things it shows you and asks you to do.

One thing I was less impressed by is that combat is absurdly punishing even on level one, but the punishment for missing a jump is almost non-existent. Like the platforming team had no confidence in their work and the combat team had way too much.

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Topic Lords #97: A Clearly Marked Hellhole, ft. Tina and Jon We discuss what indie devs think AAA is like, My Cousin The Astronaut, Ted Lasso, my post-burnout solo vacation with a guy who had illicit keys to Notre Dame, &c.

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