"Uulala incorporates our proprietary dynamic fragmentation methodology of cryptographically splitting data into unique segments, utilizing the Reed Solomon erasure code and checksum algorithm, subsequently AES-256 encrypting the segments..."
@molly0xfff ick
@molly0xfff well, it says SSL right there! *sobs* I weep for our future.
"...and finally decentralizing their distribution via SSL connection across multiple cloud storage providers."
that sentence is honestly a work of art