monoxyd @monoxyd@mastodon.social

Ich weiß, es ist eher unwahrscheinlich, aber hast ausgerechnet du einen c64, der nur unnötig rumgammelt? Gerne mit 1541... Wenn du den gerne in gute Hände geben würdest, lass uns reden.

"Do you have a moment?" the empath said.
"Of course, dear," said the telepath.
"You know I can't help reading feelings?"
"Yes?"
"Please read my mind."
"If you... Oh. I don't love you any more?"
"I thought you ought to know."
"Thank you. I still like you?"
"Yes."
"Enough?"
"Yes."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Crowley studied the chalk circle he stood in, the sigils, the candles. "Huh."
"Honestly," the witch said, "I didn't expect you to exist."
"They say belief can work miracles. Can you make another summoning circle?"
The witch smiled. "Will it work on angels?"
"I believe so."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #FanFic

Ein Onlinehändler war genervt, weil Bots in seinem Shop preiswerte Turnschuhe gesnipert haben. Um dem mal einen Riegel vorzuschieben, hat er einfach Bilder der Schuhe als digitale Güter ohne Rückgaberecht verkauft und erstaunlich viele Bots sind darauf angesprungen. https://www.golem.de/news/ddos-onlineshop-trickst-kaufbots-mit-teuren-produktbildern-aus-1908-142999.html

Wäre das also auch geklärt.

What of someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn't want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue?

"IT'S UNETHICAL TO FORCE SOMEONE TO CARRY A BABY" men shout.
"NO FUCKING SHIT" women reply.

Here's a short beautiful & sad story about love: "After 264 Haircuts, a Marriage Ends" https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/10/style/modern-love-conversion-therapy-gay-husband-haircuts.html

Liebe Nutzer_innen,
Am 4. Juli wird das rechtsextreme Netzwerk "gab" dem Fediverse beitreten. Wir haben uns im Moderatoren-Team einstimmig dazu entschlossen, diese Instanz nicht mit uns föderieren zu lassen, da sie unseren Regeln und Grundsätzen widerspricht.
Die Blockade gilt präventiv ab sofort.

Insofern weiterhin fröhliches tröten!
#mastoadmin

@StephanieRose my dad tried this once but he mistook the built-up dust for a worn out felt pad. He had scraped it clean and was gluing a new piece of felt to the roller when my brother came in and asked what the hell he was doing. My family ever since refers to attempting computer maintenance when you don't know what you're doing as "re-felting the mouse"

Wenn Unwissende Ihre Pflicht verweigern, weil "wegen Datenschutz" vielleicht mal nicht sofort "boah, Datenschutz 🙄" rufen, sondern mal die Unwissenden hinterfragen.

Jaime and Bron (Hobbs and Shaw style) http://youtu.be/e_DVda4af98

That. Was. Ace.

"A Google employee spoke with the Bay Area Reporter on the condition of anonymity about the current mood among LGBTQ Googlers, saying by phone that, "I'm really worried that they [company leadership] don't know how unsustainable this is. They want to have it both ways: to monetize the engagement that comes from really odious content, but to bear no responsibility for it. And all of us queers who work here see how they're getting away with making money off people who hate us while doing nothing to stop them. Meanwhile, most queer creators' channels are demonetized or marked 'adult' because they use words like 'trans.' Google has no right to be at Pride. They're just capitalists. They don't care."

https://www.ebar.com/news/latest_news//277351/activists_ask_sf_pride_to_ban_google_after_homophobic_youtube_dust-up

Falls jemand von euch noch ein „Kill Team“-Starter-Set rumliegen hat, wäre ich begeisterter Abnehmer. #warhammer #40k