Pradeep @moonlighting@mastodon.social

What seems funny can also become fatal .

#india

After manipulating numbers , usage of select data sets ,changing base line year and adding mirch masala the G.D.P growth rate of #India is at 4.2

Safe to assume that in reality GDP is growing at 2.5 - 3.0 %

Of course the government will blame NEHRU and my NEIGHBOR'S CAT for the poor economy.

@Deepsealioness @IndiasMuslims @vidyut

Boost is the secret of a toot's energy !

So please be generous folks from #india

A big welcome to all the twitter refugees from #india

Happy Tooting 😜

"Clapping and banging thalis produces a vibration that will destroy the immunity cells of the cornona virus thereby causing it to self destruct "

Waiting to hear this from whatsap warriors and bhakts .

My life would then be truly made.

From CAA to Corona we are hopping from one bad news to another.

Yet another service added to the vast outsourcing services that India offers

MOBILIZING CROWDS FOR FOREIGN LEADERS FACING ELECTIONS 😄

(Interestingly here the service provider is the Indian government itself)

#namastetrump

Without claiming exemptions and opting for the new IT slabs one may pay more tax i guess.

Its a perfect BJP budget , seems something outside and something else when you read the fine print.

Sensex down , 6 th trashy budget by this strong government.Now all the 303 MP's can go have halwa and sing bajhans

Not an expert on finance but was only keen to hear about income tax cuts as it can create significant demand.

The cut seems meager to me , more like rationalization.If one forgoes exemptions they already avail not a lot will reach the pocket finally

If you earn 10 lakhs and above i guess the benefits are even lesser.

New slabs introduced & government thinks its simplification

Nominal G.D.P, Fiscal deficit and other projections are "Khayali pulao" laced with poetry,rhetoric and white lies.

RSS to shift focus to two-child policy’, says Mohan Bhagwat

The pot will be stirred as long as they are in power from one idea to another.

It is not

An always correct nationalistic government VS misguided liberals + urban naxals + intellectuals + students + educated people + minorities

It is

An under performing divisive government in denial VS people with common sense feeling the pinch

So 8866288662 is easily the most BJP esque mobile number ever.

Call it expecting jobs , free netflix , making new friends , sunny leonne , mega discounts,free data but get CAA in return.

List of states BJP could not retain power in 2019

Jarkhand
Maharashtra
Chhattisgarh
Rajasthan
Madhya Pradesh

List of states BJP performed poorly in 2019

Telangana
Andhra Pradesh
Odhisa

Scrapped through Gujarat , needed a coalition in Haryana and had to break the Congress party in Karnataka for power

Voters are rejecting BJP consistently in the state elections

Modi/Central gov hype stands cause people still dont know which government i.e state or central to blame for their present problems

The government can muzzle the voice of opposition leaders, media owners,journalists,actors and industrialists by harming their commercial interests.

But the college students continue to express their opinions loud and proud as they dont have any COMMERCIAL INTERESTS.

There's is the true voice of reason.

When a dictatorial fascist is termed as a helpless victim its obvious that the biggest problem confronting our nation is "DENIAL"

They Government does not care about the bloodshed in the country.

All they are calculating is if it will benefit them in Jharkhand now and in the Delhi and Bengal elections coming next.

They can effortlessly convince their voter base that NEHRU is masterminding this rebellion along with urban naxalites and few terrorist organizations.

If our home ministers says the sun rises in the east and sets in the west i will spend some time verifying that too.

That is the level trust i have in him !