moonmaiden @moonmaiden@mastodon.social

my new racket is a fitness program marketed towards incels and middle-aged cishet men which involves them repeatedly punching their balls in order to 'shake stagnated testosterone loose' and 'improve overall testicular fitness by raising environmental stress'

Same.

you ever think about how people have probably been roasting each other since forever? like, peasants in 12th century feudal thuringia were probably all like "Ho, Berinon! The coarse and loutish stone in yonder field doth bear a semblance to thy own character! Surely, you and he are distant kin?"

Bad news everyone, turns out this year I'm the April fool. I will be in the town square tonight to receive your beatings and mockery

the farmer from babe (1996) was nominated for an oscar for best supporting actor, despite being very much the lead human actor in the film.

i take this to mean that the 48 different pigs who played babe would have been eligible for the best actor award, had they collectively put in a better performance

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My DM: Please stop trying to make the goblins cute.
Me: I put a little top hat on her and she loves it.

@warden @queeranarchism XR has made a point of allowing ecofascists in their spaces, just as long as they don't go "off-message". Gail Bradbrook, one of its founders, has spoken at length on her thoughts on "overpopulation". Roger Hallam has repeatedly attempted to blockade Dover on brexit day, using a thinly-veiled reference to the 14 words.