food (?) shitpost, meat 

@boobs_idiot ewwwww omg that sounds beyond disgusting

food (?) shitpost 

@boobs_idiot what is that, ice cream? Soap?

I want to buy Verso's Companion to Capital and Im comfortable buying from them bc they're not a big big company and they support writers I enjoy but I don't feel okay putting pressure on mail workers with a non essential package :/

So, I just read the words "analprint scan" on a nature article. How's your day going?

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you ever think about how people have probably been roasting each other since forever? like, peasants in 12th century feudal thuringia were probably all like "Ho, Berinon! The coarse and loutish stone in yonder field doth bear a semblance to thy own character! Surely, you and he are distant kin?"

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Bad news everyone, turns out this year I'm the April fool. I will be in the town square tonight to receive your beatings and mockery

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the farmer from babe (1996) was nominated for an oscar for best supporting actor, despite being very much the lead human actor in the film.

i take this to mean that the 48 different pigs who played babe would have been eligible for the best actor award, had they collectively put in a better performance

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ska frontman: pickituppickituppickituppickitup

me, pushing my way to the front of the mosh pit: uppies????

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So the sun just gives us free energy 24/7? Sounds like a scam. Its probably stealing our data

♪ I am the seed, I am the green, I am the rain ♪
♪ I am the cow that's eating me ♪
♪ But I don't mind 'cause I see that him and her ♪
♪ And we and they and he and she are all me ♪

Why can't I find any cute stickers. Failed nation

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Covid19, Very Bad News 

@bunnyjane read an article saying that medical professionals don't think the fatality rate is correct, they're seeing a lot more deaths

Financial crisis, unemployment 

Unemployment in the US hits 3.28M. not even the worst predictions hit that number. That's 4x the biggest amount unemployment of all time.

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