morit @morit@mastodon.social
the best of all possible follows #ValarLegoris
hey everyone, @ChrisWarcraft (he of the sparkleponies) is here and you should follow him!
Our @noelle wrote a brief introduction to Mastodon which you might find helpful https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/74f6e6c0f349651349a0df9ae4582969
she really loves books https://mastodon.social/media/aBuW9odq3LHUq2LmrC4
she is an intellectual https://mastodon.social/media/w3ZRWmnaMWh3taCFrf4
meet hedy. she is a very very good kitten.
7-Up Cheese Aspic you're welcome https://mastodon.social/media/PPm2td7Ke4i9VoFYQGA
Welcome, new people, to MASTODON!
Here's your complimentary fursuit, copy of the Communist Manifesto, pineapple, bag of oats, pair of jorts, and the rest of the memes that have popped up and I've forgotten about
Around here emoji are emojos, tweets are toots (unless they're called something else), retweets are boosts (likewise), and twitter is birdsite
Please feel free to visit the petting zoo, we have robosquirbuns, catfoxes, dragons, kobolds, sharks, and all manner of other creatures to pet
i managed to send my entire kohls order to my old address. luckily the new owner is being very nice about it. i am a dummy.
Please remember that Mastodon supports account deletions. You don't have to e-mail me about it, just click on the gear symbol, then Security, and there you have it. I like receiving e-mails and get excited when I get a notification, seeing a "please delete my account" spoils the mood.
@indi none of us knows what we're doing
This is the worst episode of Blossom ever. A very special internalized misogyny Blossom.
plai twister wif me i am win https://mastodon.social/media/QDIiTr5tOSBR-aERRtQ
New to Mastodon? Don't know who to follow? Today is #FollowFriday / #FF, you can also check out #introductions / #introduction for suggestions on who to follow! Toot! 🐘
@beartaco oh btw i like bears AND tacos but not in the same place
i am physically and mentally incapable of tweeting more than 140 characters
Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU? https://wonkette.com/624241/hi-maggie-haberman-new-nyt-social-media-guidelines-did-you-read-them-maggie-haberman-did-you via yr Wonkette dot com
#theorville keeps getting better. i was REALLY not expecting this.
