uspol-adjacent art 

fivey fox, from projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2

('probabilistically' is a real word, i checked)

art, video call semi eye contact 

S: hellooo!!!
E: now why's it doing that. hang on
P: doesn't matter. how are you?
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art, video call semi eye contact, covid-adjacent 

maura is a Professional who has been doing video interviews for months ('so what does a restaurant critic do when they're all shut?'); alex enjoys operating in the space between 'doesn't know how to do it' and 'deliberately doing it wrong'
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art, vaping, video call semi eye contact 

F: i dunno. sorry. i'm not fun right now.
S: You don't have to be fun. It's good to hear from you. That you're still in one piece.
F: yeah, cohesion is maintained.

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alcohol, undertale, deltarune 

- just to be clear: i have *no* idea who i'm supposed to be.
- i have tried to explain.
- i know, my brain just files it as Stephen Nerdy Shit. … i mean, i look cool as hell, i'm not complaining.

- flipping heck. one minute we're having a nice day out, the next she goes all beryl burton on me.
- sorry! got a bit carried away. … beryl burton?

the shift at the citizens advice bureau helping people with their benefits is voluntary; the hangover from last night is not

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