Mario Panighetti @mpanighetti@mastodon.social

This is better and you know it.

I’ve had so much fun running a D&D campaign that I decided to write about it in the form of a DM diary! http://www.dotmatrixwithstereosound.com/2018/09/dm-diary-adelias-gift-part-1/ #DungeonsAndDragons

Guess I’ll just hold my breath today, cool, cool, cool

Woken up by acid reflux every night for the past week. I think the pantoprazole stopped working on me.

Never buy retro video game-style merchandise where the pixels don’t line up.

HOT DANIEL IS DEAD

Air got really smoky in Los Gatos in the last hour, now we know why: https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Brush-Fire-Sparks-Near-Highway-101-South-of-San-Jose-495451141.html

It's not rude to leave Slack channels without saying anything; there's no need to dolphin out.

And their backup solution was... a RAID 0 startup disk! #HalloweenToots

What’s the policy on spoopy October name changes around here?

Star Tours employee: “One of the shuttles is lost in space so we’re trying to find it, could delay things a little”
Me: “...did the passengers make it back”
Star Tours employee: “...we’re still looking for them”

😱

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://www.polygon.com/pokemon/2018/9/25/17896848/pokemon-nicknames-red-blue Agree 1000%: always name your Pokémon.

Trump: “In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country-”
World leaders at UN: *murmurs and stifled laughter*

Believe survivors.

What does it say about me that I recognized Jason/Jianyu was ranking Fast and Furious movies before he said they were Fast and Furious movies #TheGoodPlace

Someone please make a browser extension that takes a recipe blog post and moves all the garbage before the recipe to the bottom so the actual ingredients/instructions come first. Or just throw the bloggy part in the fire.