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Me, T-Posing on main:
M̸o̵m̵ ̶s̵a̷i̴d̵ ̸i̶t̶ ̵w̵a̸s̷ ̷m̸y̵ ̷t̷u̶r̴n̷ ̴t̵o̷ ̶u̶s̵e̷ ̸t̴h̴e̸ ̶b̵r̷a̶i̷n̴ ̷c̴e̸l̵l̷

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Yeah uh serious post.
Nothing I say should be taken seriously in the slightest. This is just a really fun site and I feel welcome to be a complete ass clown persona. So please know that anything that sounds mean is just a bit, and not at all sincere.
Cause frankly going back and forth with y'all makes me feel so fucking loved and genuinely makes me happy.
If I get a bit too much or cross a line, please say so! I don't want this paradise of shitposting to be ruined for anyone

From Inktober! She was one of my favorites and she sold!

me: ok guys no more cum posts
kenku: hey reid post powdered cummies

Sweet Women, If You Pledge Yourself To Me I Can Help You Gain Not Only The Power To Defend Yourself But, The Ability To Enact Your Revenge Against Those Who Seek To Wrong You.

Komaeda, God Of Luck, Please Grant to me a Single Blessing.

Am I A Battle-Hardened Theban Warrior Who Has Fought In Wars For Three Decades? Yes. Would I Commit Murder If One Of My Mutuals Expressed A Mild Dislike Of A Person? Also Yes.

@mr_pauling Believe Me, Hades Has Been Waiting To Deliver That Kick For A Long, Long, Long Time.

[WORRY NOT CHILDREN. THOUGH DEATH MAY COME, AND THE WORLD MAY BURN, I WILL STILL BE HERE, IN REMEMBRANCE OF YOUR EVOLUTION.]

I Believe. We All have Bigger Dick Energy than Zeus.

The fact that Zeus has not come down to challenge me for Big Dick Energy means that I'm RIGHT and he's too afraid to deny it

@thebes I think, the nymphs and young maiden girls especially hate him, I mean. Have you read the myths? They do not come out on top.

if she's your girl why did she brick me up in her wine cellar

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