Why I can't make it into work tomorrow.
Spending some quality time with this guy tonight.
I'm...not sure this is a feature I want in my earbuds.
Would rather watch literally anything besides the "Dark Universe" franchise Universal is trying to bootstrap.
Check out my webcam feed!
Wonder what the rent is like there.
Damned Autodraw can't even recognize a simple mastodon!
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