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For generations, a specific phrase has been passed down your family, never to be spoken in public. One day at work, it slips from your lips while you cursed at your computer, and you coworker looks at you in shock and says: "No one has called on me in millennia."

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Reminder: In order to be satisfactory, all tea must be brewed in compliance with ISO 3103. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

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RT @john_overholt@twitter.com: Turns out jigsaw puzzle makers just use the same die to cut apart different puzzles, so you can mix and match. boingboing.net/2018/11/11/this

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/john_overholt/stat

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Dear internet, please stop making videos to tell me things that could be adequately explained in one paragraph of text.

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Doctor Who S11 Show more

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... and then she woke up. "Oh," she said, "it was just a dream."
It was the same every day; she soon forgot the amazing universe of her dream, but having been dreamt, the universe lived on, its stars and worlds and stories spinning on, ever spinning on.

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I accomplished at least two Daily Altruisms this week by voting and unsubscribing to a DOZEN junk mails!

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"You know humans will only tolerate us if we follow their rules," the vampire leader said.
"But it's fun, and edu-"
"Read the box."
"Um. Lego."
"And?"
"4-99 years."
"You were made three hundred years ago. So stop it."
"This set only says 8+."
"Oh? That's fine."

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I'm not American but I think voting is a good idea so don't forget to do that maybe

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Doodles from my notebook Show more

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Today's good deed: Make sure you're registered to vote, if you're eligible!

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my partner: "I hate it when this lid doesn't go on straight.."
me: "you wanna know what else around here doesn't go on STRAIGHT??"
them: "STOP"

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