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Say a word with enough feeling, enough times, and it becomes. An entity - demon, god, spirit? - of that name is born.
Fuck haunted us with snarled annoyance, so we shared pictures of cats, puppies, and otters, until finally, Aww woke with a cute little sneeze. That'll protect us.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want?
Scott Pilgrim: There's more than one kind?
Ramona V. Flowers: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.
Scott Pilgrim: Did you make some of those up?
Ramona V. Flowers: This is good garlic bread.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.
Ramona V. Flowers: Then you'd get fat.
Scott Pilgrim: No, why would I get fat?
Ramona V. Flowers: Because bread makes you fat.
Scott Pilgrim: Bread makes you fat?
"What in carnation is going on in here?" exclaimed Bluebell, a human sized anthropomorphic flower, gaping at the two men embracing in the sitting room.
"Uh, well Blue, yer... probably old enough learn this: when two humans love each other ve--"
"Ah don't care how you choose ta pollinate, you're doin' it on the decorative pillows!" she squawked, "Y'all told me those were for special occasions!"
"Anniversaries ARE special, Blue."
Wrote a vim plugin to add an essential feature - one of the few that I enjoy about the IDE at work. Look in the bottom right corner. http://github.com/msoucy/vim-pom
First cup of #tea for the day: Peach, with White Tea
Gamer, software engineer, lover of tea and bad puns.
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