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Colin Mitchell @muffinista@mastodon.social

oh man i just realized someone could make a mastodon instance devoted to the old ohwowwww twitter bots

full moon
just like me
lies sadly broken

i can walk probably ~10 miles without really noticing. i just biked 5 and i'm wiped out?

i want a 2fa code authenticator that plays an ominous ticking sound next to the countdown for the next set of codes

'Twas brillig, and slithy
Did and in:
All mimsy,
And raths.

My son,
Jaws that, claws that catch
Jubjub bird and shun
Frumious!

Took his vorpal sword in hand
Long sought.
So by Tumtum
And stood in thought.

And, as in uffish thought stood,
With of,
Whiffling through wood,
And as it!

Two, two! And through and through
Vorpal-snack!
It, and with its
Galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain?
To my arms, my boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
In his joy.

[Chorus]

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i've never met a redis server i couldn't break just by looking at

DEAR DEAR
YOU ARE MY SYMPATHETIC DEVOTION. MY ENCHANTMENT YEARNS FOR YOUR HUNGER. MY FERVENT INFATUATION AFFECTIONATELY LIKES YOUR AMOROUS AFFECTION. YOU ARE MY LOVING APPETITE, MY BURNING FANCY.
YOURS BEAUTIFULLY,
M.U.C.

wicked bad queue backlog is the name of my new band

hi bot friends! botsin.space had a wicked bad queue backlog. i think it's cleared up now, and i'm making some changes to hopefully keep it from happening again

FYI i know about the botsin.space downtime, it just dies every now and then for no obvious reason. trying to spend some time debugging it before writing a script to just auto-restart as needed