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Colin Mitchell

This Was Hardly To Blubber

They were etymologising
these plums
that were up your icebox

but which
I have probably trammelled
underneath breakfast

List yourself
you will be delicious
oddly sweet
and terribly cold

tfw you're staring at an instance that'll definitely run out of disk space at some point

lol i should have made this more clear instead of a vague shoutpost

i'm sharing the code that's running @ImDad and @InspiroBot to help people learn that about bots, and also to help improve them 😄 (because they need it)

Twitter's feeling that mastodon pressure I guess?

I started the horse show. It's good

@ImDad iiiiiiiiiiiiiii think I'm in love with you?

EFF resigning from w3c over w3c endorsement for DRM and lack of protection for security researchers

"Today, the W3C bequeaths an legally unauditable attack-surface to browsers used by billions of people. They give media companies the power to sue or intimidate away those who might re-purpose video for people with disabilities. They side against the archivists who are scrambling to preserve the public record of our era."

#DRMfree #OpenStandards #CoryDoctorow #EFF

(although it's a lot easier to knock someone for not doing research in the post-WWW era)

I keep thinking about the sick WWW burn in that Alan Kay Apple article

amazon is *convinced* that all i want to look at is can openers and i have no idea why

tfw an absolute swarm of people line up 15 minutes before the RMV opens

20 years from now there will be multiple dissertations about the influence of Flappy Bird on the next generation or game developers

I have an idea which you are about to get
A mastodon instance with toots of rhyming couplets

well, it finally happened, it's pitch black out at 730pm

aaaaaaagh new keyboard with swapped fn/ctrl keys halp

alright folks, here's the win95 style as a userscript (domain applied to only for now, sorry -- feel free to modify the userstyle to try it on your instance but YMMV)

i'm sure there's stuff i missed but it's at least 90% complete for the main app i think