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"Christian" jokes and current events, antisemitism 

Maybe you all want to take a break from the Ironic Christianity? I don't really think "good pure Christian" toots are funny. You can say something is good and pure without it being Christian. Sorry it just feels really weird after someone murdered a dozen Jews.

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i made up a variation of magic: the gathering that uses standard playing cards

all the spades and diamonds are lands, and all the hearts and clubs are monsters

you win in combat by having a better poker hand

i don't know why i thought of this

back on .social (b/c knzk is down erev yom kippur: a thing i'm very much hoping is not ominous) to say gmar hasima tovah to all of ye, i love ye

hey friends, migrating over to this @ on knzk!

i guess it’s time to figure out how to migrate huh

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time for crab 

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jewish content, death, birdsite joke format 

gave my name to the malakh hamaves as “ayeh makom k’vodo” and when they call out my ‘name’ before the throne of judgement i make a break for gan eden while all the angels are busy yelling BARUKH KAVOD HASHEM MIMKOMO

may you all be inscribed for a good year, xoxo i love ye

friends it’s the high holidays and that means im gonna wear my wedding hat again!

fantasy opinions 

except not even, bc the only reason ppl think it means some undead thing is bc Tolkein prefaced it with barrow- (aka grave); “barrow-wight” meant “grave thing”

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fantasy opinions 

of course this would involve the Fantasist’s Bane, that is, “using words differently than how Tolkein used them”

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fantasy opinions 

i think fantasists should embrace the word “wight” to mean a being of any intelligent species

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sir do I have permission do go beastmode on this spreadsheet

shabos is soon so i’ll just say: may God bless all of ye, yr wonderful and i love ye

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My sexual energy is somewhere between Gaston and Gaston's three little blonde groupies.

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do u think abraham lincoln ever ran up the stairs like a dog

why did i spend 25 minutes writing this one word problem i have so much other planning to doooo

who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men?

the @helldude knows

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