animated palm tree 🐌 @musclemanhouseguest@mastodon.social

i may not know how to reverse a linked list but i *do* know how to cry in work bathrooms without anyone hearing me, so

the more i read the bible the more i get the sense that god and the devil are the same fuckin dude

i miss having close friends. i miss having a place to be alone. i'm constantly drowning out noise with other noise

Today I cried after watching a video of a guy successfully learning how to do a backflip

Not sure if it's my suppressed emotions geysering, or just a reflection of how much I resent other peoples' successes

i'm such a sucker for snail-related poetry

i go on mastodon when i want to be social but no *too* social

what would a power structure that only had negative feedback loops look like? as in, it becomes harder to get more power the more you already have (money can stand in for power here). i guess any redistribution scheme does this to an extent

oh and getting angry at internet people, i did that too

i wasted my whole day doing nothing / nervously waiting on emails that didn't come

i feel like garbage

oh i'll just go on facebook real quick to see what's new with my relatives and high school acquaintances

*hatred for all mankind intensifies*

worried that my cousin's adorable daughters are going to turn out to be shitty humans because he's on some hyperconservative bullshit

i hope they at least do some hardcore teenage rebellion when the time comes

the zombocom voice is stuck in my head

help

men: capitalism is good because it's built on the fair exchange of value

also men: the only value women are capable of providing me is sex, amirite bois

also also men: women who want me to pay for sex are whores, bad people, foul temptresses

*notallmen disclaimer, obviously

i can't stop playing subnautica it's so preeetty

I can't believe there's a sports team called the Predators