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there's only ONE thing TWO do THREE words FOUR you 

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please sir that’s my emotional support coochie

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im not trying to start a fight or anything but i would like one (1) titty in my mouth please

alright which demon do i have to suck off to get a gf

so im standing there, tiddies in my bbq sauce

*notices your bulge*
did you steal my fucking candy bar

i am bisexual i will fall in love with every single one of you dont tEST ME

guys im not gay what the hell would make you think that [please put onE tiddy in my mouth]

if these are keysmash bots clearly they’re just pushing the gay agenda and to that I say thank you

i heard the new trend is just typing random numbers and letters

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Not trying to be rude but it’s 4pm and it’s dark what the fuck is that

me hitting TOOT! after typing utter fucking nonsense:

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