Coming out of 711 I saw a guy with what looked like a bandolier bullet belt.

Obviously, someone carrying tons of bullets is alarming so I took a second glance.

And folx, they weren't bullets: they were vape juice bottles.

oh damn, souvlaki space station just came on, i love this song

periodic reminder that "sjw" stands for "smooth jazz waluigis"

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