click that "boost" button to slap my NUTS!!!

very nsfw pics of me in my new thigh highs 

Jeans so tight you can read the year on the dime in my pocket

*about to have sex, taking out my dick*
me: content warning. my dick and balls
partner: show more

stop what you're doing RIGHT. NOW. look at this pollen-covered honey bee what a dumbass. she has so much food on her! she has successfully harvested so MUCH!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

nsfw text 

me, having sexual intercourse with my partner who i am married to:
*hacker voice* i'm in *borat voice* my wife

booty shorts with a picture of my butt on the butt

if your endgame for doing weights isn't to lift girls and/or enbies of various shapes and sizes then what are you even doing?

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