very nsfw pics of me in my new thigh highs 

im really glad they finally came in😍😍😊😊

Jeans so tight you can read the year on the dime in my pocket

*about to have sex, taking out my dick*
me: content warning. my dick and balls
partner: show more

stop what you're doing RIGHT. NOW. look at this pollen-covered honey bee what a dumbass. she has so much food on her! she has successfully harvested so MUCH!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

nsfw text 

and just like that my sex life has returned to hot horny harmony

me, having sexual intercourse with my partner who i am married to:
*hacker voice* i'm in *borat voice* my wife

booty shorts with a picture of my butt on the butt

i wasn't gonna say it when i was at his house but like what's up with that caillou kid?

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