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click that "boost" button to slap my NUTS!!!

very nsfw pics of me in my new thigh highs Show more

Jeans so tight you can read the year on the dime in my pocket

I got that BDE

:lazer_B: rian
:lazer_D: avid Gilbert
:lazer_E: nergy

*about to have sex, taking out my dick*
me: content warning. my dick and balls
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stop what you're doing RIGHT. NOW. look at this pollen-covered honey bee what a dumbass. she has so much food on her! she has successfully harvested so MUCH!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

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me, having sexual intercourse with my partner who i am married to:
*hacker voice* i'm in *borat voice* my wife

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