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Pro tip: if you are drinking (or smoking weed) this weekend and can walk 10 steps without falling after drinking, then try listening to "Otherside by Red Hot Chili Peppers" with a headphone on. The bass guitar by Flea will take you to an another dimension.
Thank me later if you enjoyed ;)))

Its funny to observe grown ass men and women making their own safe space/ a secret society, when they are on a safe space.

It's weird how "receive" is spelled with E then I

but "believe" is spelled with I then E

even though they make the same long i soundπŸ€”

Its funny how some people make bad choices then cry victim

Today people got enough content to be happy and mad about, like every other day

When a woman says "no" that's means "NO", know your limits!

Welcome to vishwa guru (world guru) india😹😹

What do you mean? πŸ€” I mean really what the actual fuck ????

When one needs to write "I'm real" in bio, that person is definitely fake inside out.

"to Abba harmonium bajate the"
"Nai Abba harmonium khate the"

"Abey Salle" finally found it 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Nimmi again on the news πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Saala BJP me neta bhale dhang ke na ho magar joker ek se bhad rakhe hai BC πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I get it sex scenes make the profit double, but making out scenes in Indian web series are nasty as fuck, looks like bunch of life long virgins portrayed their sex fantasy on screen, yuck !!!

People who seems to have almost nothing are the ones who seems to give the most

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are!πŸ€”

Why would somebody do this ? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

People usually say " do whatever you want " when they dont want you to do whatever you want πŸ€”

Looks like some just made an account but never returned πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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