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anyway the point of this is if you reply to my post and i don’t see it for a day or two: my bad

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tw homophobia? Show more

i had a dream that i made strawberry milk from scratch

yes i will put my hand on my mouse without looking *puts hand in bowl of tomato soup*

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oh goku...when will u become rancher and sweep me off my footsie wootsies...

dont forget to kiss your homies goodnight

jaws spoilers???? Show more

i just watched a whole two hour movie without pausing to do some other shit

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*playing my shitty ocarina in con jail after being arrested for peeing in the ballpit, like in a western movie*

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ive decided i will make bread. dont know when but its gonna happen

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