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Thanks Computer, I needed that
So uh hello everyone, meet my (literal) big brother @pdcull .
He's been working with at-risk teenagers in the favelas of Brazil for the last 20 years; is a certified CERT (Community Emergency Response Team) trainer and Emergency Manager; is studying for a Masters in Emergency Management with a special focus on empowering communities to develop resilience.
He has seen a bit of crap in his time (corrupt cops, drug dealers etc) so he can *probably* cope with you all.
2018 PHONE FASHION TRENDS
This is a pretty strong look to be honest I think it'll be really hard to beat.
you: what do you mean 'masto is very good' this also applies to anything in the fediverse not just masto. it also applies to anything on the internet at all!! it als--
me: *walking out of my door and to your house at 3:49 AM* WAKE UP *banging on the door* WAKE UP WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONES
you: of course, in the real world, nobody has ever actually used a base-1 numeral system
me: what about, all telephones, until the 1960s,
<< Someone decided to use a drone with a flamethrower to clear debris from power lines and now my life is complete >>
seriously, just say 'no'
ok close the dialog, close the underlying window, reopen the dialog and THEN say no
Why are computer.... bad
"Correlation is not causation!" shouts the Chief of Police.
But that's EXACTLY the argument we'd expect from someone whose organization is found at the scene of every major crime in this city.
DID YOU KNOW?
James Bond was brought to the screen by Albert R 'Cabbage' Broccoli, heir and magnate of the shadowy, powerful Broccoli family, who hold world patent rights to the tasty, flavoursome green boiled vegetable beloved of children and adults everywhere.
This is why the evil scheme of every movie Bond villain always revolves around seizing the world broccoli supply, and why James Bond always begins the final combat by popping a chunk of broccoli into his mouth while his muscles bulge.
Aw man this video was forgotten until 2016!!!
Here's a video of a Western Hognose snake drinking from a kind human's water bottle
Snapes! Why did it have to be Snapes
A 15 minute documentary (from 1976) about the FRESS system, which developed from HES
What. A Hypertext Editing System in 1967 no you're not allowed to have Hypertext in 1967 give me back that TARDIS key
NERVA Say Die
aw man lookit these cute lil Space Tugs! So that's where Kubrick got his Pods from!
safety what safety
<<a maximum allowable radiation dose for an astronaut from sources other than cosmic rays of between 10 and 25 Roentgen Equivalent Man (REM) per year. Astronauts riding an RNS would, however, receive 10 REM each time its NERVA I engine operated. >>
20000000001 Aaaaaa Spaaaaaaaaace Odyssssssey (and other cool space voyages that didn't happen!)
If you ever think your idea is ridiculously impractical, just remember the nuclear pulse rocket is a real idea discussed be real rocket scientists.
And the nuclear pulse rocket is the idea of deatonating dozens of nuclear bombs near a bomb proof wallto generat thrust