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--=*COMPUTER!!! *=-

is great, it will make you feel powerful, lightning in your veins, godlike, just like ~Prometheus!~

* chained to a chunk of silicon

* pushing a spreadsheet uphill

* every night an eagle comes and installs security updates on your system

Nate Cull @natecull

P: oww! can you, like, not do that just now, that was my liver, its important, critical enterprise data, I haven't saved it yet

E: dude, I just do what the CIO tells me and he tells me, everyone on this mountain, patch those livers

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