Pirate: Arr, welcome aboard our ship matey. Here be our code of conduct.

Me: Oh no.

Pirate: It's really simple. Ye take your conduct, right, then ye break it into letters, then, A is 1, C is 2, etc, etc

Me: That's a terrible code

Pirate: (shrug) We be terrible people

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