Captain, I've found a good safe place to touch down. We shouldn't have any misadventures here, at all.

(ahem)

I SAID, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY MISADVENTURES HERE AT ALL, LANDING THE USS LUCIFER AT HELL CRATER, WHILE WE UNLOAD THE ICARUS DEVICE AND ESTABLISH FIRST CONTACT WITH THE FRIENDLY FACE-EATER RACE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_(cr

I mean they're only called that because they're all puppies which are very good at kissing

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and Lieutenant, I don't want any more sniggering from you when we start up the Autoroader and link all these craters into the Hells-Balls Highway

@natecull I miss old fashioned science fiction.

Sure, racist, imperialist, misogynist and all that, but it had a certain swing to it.

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