Large Hadron Collider
Very Large Array
Quite Big Telescope
Moderately Enormous Antenna
Monstrous Magnifying Glass
Ludicrously Sized Observatory
Stonking Humungous Sky-Guzzler
Incomprehensibly Cyclopean Science Behemoth of Mind-Flaying Dimensions
A Pair Of Binoculars So Huge You Just Can't Imagine, They're Even Huger, No Far Bigger Than That, Now Double It
The Budget Eater
@natecull Hm... sounds about right for the most expensive experiments for physics/astrophysics.
@natecull Phineas, Ferb, we need to talk