Cat: Bug #34638 filed: food bowl keeps emptying
Me: closed as duplicate, this is by design, WONTFIX
Cat: Opening bug #34639. It is 11am. Food bowl still empty.
Me: You were fed at 8am. WONTFIX.
Cat: Fundamental disagreement with moderator. Opening dispute resolution process.
@natecull That is so perfect, LOL! 😂
$cat food > bowl | cron daily
@natecull Moderator: Fork it and create your own if you don't like it!
Cat: Does it look like I can hold a fork?!
@natecull strategy: straycat loadletter
Fun fact: when there's a big Guild Wars 2 release, everyone at the studio gets pancakes. They order the pancakes via JIRA.
Bounty: 3 dead mice on your doormat if you fix it
@natecull I wonder if a cat would be able to hunt for computer mice
@natecull That was magnificent! :-)
@natecull This is so excellent, but I've already boosted it! :-)
Me: Oh, c'mon, Minnie, you have a whole bowl of Meow Mix there.
Minnie: Open another can.
Cat: *poops in shoes*
Cat: Looks like you have a bug of your own that WONTFIX.
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