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Cat: Bug #34638 filed: food bowl keeps emptying

Me: closed as duplicate, this is by design, WONTFIX

Cat: Opening bug #34639. It is 11am. Food bowl still empty.

Me: You were fed at 8am. WONTFIX.

Cat: Fundamental disagreement with moderator. Opening dispute resolution process.

@natecull Moderator: Fork it and create your own if you don't like it!

Cat: Does it look like I can hold a fork?!

@natecull

Fun fact: when there's a big Guild Wars 2 release, everyone at the studio gets pancakes. They order the pancakes via JIRA.

@SwooshyCueb @natecull

It has two purposes:

1. training people how to use the ticketing system
2. PANCAKES

@natecull
inb4
Bounty: 3 dead mice on your doormat if you fix it

@natecull I wonder if a cat would be able to hunt for computer mice

@natecull This is so excellent, but I've already boosted it! :-)

@natecull
Me: Oh, c'mon, Minnie, you have a whole bowl of Meow Mix there.

Minnie: Open another can.

@natecull
Cat: *poops in shoes*
Cat: Looks like you have a bug of your own that WONTFIX.

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