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Donald Tusk, flippers extended, once again warns the United Kingdom that if they leave the EU they will lose access to not just the Thrawn Trilogy but also Jedi Academy, the entire Yuzhaan Vong saga, and even Han Solo at Star's End.

"It would be, in fact, an economic death sentence in twelve systems."

The Royal Palace at Thneed could not be reached for comment, although we understand the Onceler has been seen conferring with both Bosses Nass and Hogg.

@natecull

(also I believe you forgot the part where they proclaimed domain over Antarctica, Hoth, and the Crab Nebula, but there's a lot of imperial edicts these days, who can keep track)

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