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SILICON VALLEY: Hey y'all you know all that software we sold you over the last 30 years, that made us a trillion dollars. Well it's all bad. All of it. If you keep running any of it, ghost wizard draculas from Russia and the NSA will eat your brain and drain your bank account and blow up power stations. So, um upgrade to our latest version, you'll be safe for about a month. Then ghost wizard draculas again. Keep updating!

ALSO SILICON VALLEY: Hey we should totally run the whole world's economy.

@natecull In fairness, it seems like no one else is particularly good at it either.

SUPERDIMENSION FORTRESS: bababooey! >> /dev/null
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