Moonraker, he's the man
The man who can rake the moon
With his long spoon
A dark cheesemaker

Beckons you
With crackers of treachery
To evil Brie

Curdled lies he will pour on your plate
But his spies can't disguise what you ate
For an astro-chef knows her cheese grater
And she won't take a bite from Copernicus crater
Served by Moonraker

Astro-chef
Beware of his rind of sin
It's got holes in

Moonraker
He loves only cheese
Only cheese
He loves cheese
He loves only cheese
And rockets